Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Contoh Text Spoof – Married Peoples Poems

John woke up one
morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife’s side of the
bed. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was
downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might
spoil things by getting up, John called his little boy into the room and
 asked him to’ Bring this note to your beautiful Mummy.’ The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.
Heather, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to ‘Bring
this to your silly Daddy.’ The note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today.
John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, he asked his son
 to take it back to ‘The lady in the kitchen’. The note read:
The Tent Pole’s Still Up, And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You’re Doing, And Come Give Me Some Head.
Laughing, Heather answered the note and then asked her son to ‘Take this
 to the poor man upstairs’. The note read:
I’m Sure That Your Pole’s, The Best In The Land.
But I’m Busy Right Now, So Do It By Hand!

Source : tonsoflaughs.faketrix.com

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